CNW Junk Drawer: Rubber Duckie, You’re the One

• A preview of Keeley Hazell‘s 2010 “Erotic” Calendar. It’s especially erotic if  you like vintage vacuum cleaners and oversized novelty bath duckies. (Yeeeah!)
• Karina Smirnoff would rather dance naked then wear fur. Well, good, then. Why don’t you just do that? (The Blemish)
• Lindsay Lohan hand job! Oh, wait. It says Lindsay Lohan lands a job. Eh, same diff. (Anything Hollywood)
• A lady named Rosa Acosta is set to become Mrs. Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em. That’s a pretty name. (Bitten and Bound)
• There’s no mistaking Gisele Bundchen‘s baby bumpchen now. (Amy Grindhouse)
• Kelly Brook naked, with hydrangeas covering up her mams and clam. This is supposed to sell Ralph Lauren underwear. OK. (Egotastic!)
• McSteamy and Noxema Girl are going to sue over their boring naked tape. (Fatback)
• Ten celebrities who took out their boob implants. (Mr Skin)
• Kelly Rutherford (aka Lily Van Der Woodsen) has issued a restraining order against her husband. Just sic Chuck Bass on him. Chuck’ll scarf him to death. (Hollywood Gossip)

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