He may not be able to act his way out of a sinking franchise, but Keanu Reeves sure is a perfect gentleman. He even waits his turn in line for nightclub bathrooms. Thatís just one of the many reasons Lindsay Lohan will never land that sweet role opposite Keanu in Johnny Mnemonic 2: Cyborg Infestation.
Yes, folks, it has come to this. We are so sick of fretting our pretty little heads over what could possibly be plaguing Brad Pitt and whether or not thatís actually Mariah Careyís nipple (consensus says itís not) that we are actually reporting on Ted Theodore Loganís public-bathroom habits. But while Keanu may suffer through fifteen minutes in line with the plebes at Bungalow 8, he will not accept line cutting. The New York Daily News reports that when one drunken hipster cut in front of Johnny Utah, Keanu confronted him with a ìDude, whoa.î Dude, whoa, indeed. He likely continued, ìYou donít want to do that. I know kung fu.î Sure you do, Ted, sure you do.
Keanu Waits for the Wee-Wee
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