Katy Perry‘s been out of the spotlight for a few minutes, her fruit-shaped accessories eclipsed by the sartorial hilarity that is Lady Gaga. How to drum up interest again? Normally a lesbian kiss would do the trick, but since Perry’s entire career was built on that premise, why not talk about her fabulous boobs? Take it away, Digital Spy:
Katy Perry has reportedly claimed that she prayed to God as a child for “big boobs”. “I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a 9-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet. Eventually, that request was granted.”
See? God is good. He doesn’t give a shit about Asian people dying in earthquakes or poor children dying of starvation, but He’s always on hand to make sure that your high school football team wins homecoming and that Katy Perry gets gravity-defying natural yabbos. Priorities, you know. Praise Him! Alleluia!
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I keep asking God to let me win the lottery, but I always end up only making back the money I put into it. I should be more specific next time.
Praise Jesus!
We got to pray just to make it today.
does she have large nipples also?
funny, ive been praying for her to have a sex tape stolen. a sex tape which is shot on blu-ray and where you get to see every square inch of her naked body in crystal clear clarity as well as seeing her every orifice(ok technically just the 3 holes that make for a good porno) penetrated with penis. id rather it be my own but since that is highly unlikely any old schlong will do. i wonder if she’s a size queen?