In case you didn’t know, Katy Perry has a close, personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Most evenings you’ll find them out on the veranda, sipping virgin mint juleps and discussing how distasteful Lady Gaga videos are. Katy was raised in a strict Christian home, but don’t worry–her parents weren’t weirdos or anything. She had a normal, average upbringing full of the usual stuff, like snake-handling and Kool-Aid with extra cyanide. She’s in the new Rolling Stone and says:
Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as ‘Pass the salt,’” Perry tells the magazine. “A lot of religions use meditation or chanting. It’s a secret, direct prayer language to God. My dad speaks in tongues and my mom interprets it. That’s their gift.”
Perry’s parents are both freelance ministers and Perry tells the magazine how her family struggled financially.
“Sometimes we ate from the same food bank we used to feed our congregation and I was very embarrassed by that.”
Perry says her parents were strict. “I wasn’t ever able to say I was ‘lucky’ because my mother would rather us say that we were blessed, and she also didn’t like that lucky sounded like Lucifer. Devilled eggs were called ‘angelled’ eggs. I wasn’t allowed to eat Lucky Charms, but I think that was the sugar. I think my mom lied to me about that one.”
Welp, I guess now we know why Katy grew up to sing songs about Chapstick lesbianism, shoot Cool Whip rockets out of her boobs in videos, and get engaged to a former junkie. The normal Christian girls I grew up with only huffed Wite-Out and got pregnant by black guys. Ho hum.
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Sick “russell” is doing the same job for Playgirl.
(just to please FAGGOTS)
pssssst: TRY ME FOR BREAKFAST!!
Great Kate Perry. I ever see her on the stage…Shes an angel