Katy Perry didn’t like Lady Gaga’s video because she isn’t into “blasphemy“. But we just watched her new video for the doltishly-spelled “California Gurls” and just what do you call this, Perry? If this isn’t blasphemy against beloved children’s game Candyland, I don’t know what is. She tells MTV:
“These whipped-cream [boobs] were in the music video because that was my only ammo. It was really intense with all that whipped cream coming from my back through my assets… I will tell you that those cupcake-bra boobies, they were a little bit heavy and they were interesting.”
Why not just puke on my childhood? It’s like she pulled off her bra and wiped her dirty old boobs and cornhole all over the Lollipop Woods and turned the Crooked Old Peanut Brittle House into a house of ill-repute. Though Lord Licorice does resemble a pimp, what with his walking stick and feathered chapeau and all.
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I agree with the gummi bear.
Yeah, right Robbie. You just want to get your hands on the secret of Gummi Beary Juice! Nice try.
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