There was a time when Tom Cruise talking about his mind-blowing sex life would not have sent thousands of unsuspecting readers into seizure. Some of the ladies would have actually swooned over this proclamation. We're talking Cocktail era here. But when he's talking about his (now official!) Scientologist concubine, it's like the pie-eating-contest scene in Stand by Me.
Mission: Impossible III is just days (days, people!) from invading your local multiplex with ten-foot images of Tom Cruise's noggin, so natch one-third of the news items every day pertain to Cruise and his captive fiancÈe. (Don't worry, once release week is upon us, that ratio will increase to two-thirds.) Today we will focus on just two of the myriad Cruise media blitzes: His incredible sex life and Katie's official conversion to Scientology. Tom told GQ:
Sex is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it's an extension of that. Where it's just free. And that's how it should be. It's spectacular. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks. [Meaningless sex outside of a relationship] is really horrible and pathetic and lonely.
Apparently Tom's definition of communication is stuffing your lover's maw full of "vitamin"-laced cupcakes until all she can say is how wonderful and amazing you are. That, or his gardener is a really good talker.
And round two is a preview of Diane Sawyer's interview with Tom tonight on Primetime. According to Reuters Tom tells Diane that his child will not receive a Catholic baptism, all but cementing Katie's removal from the Catholic church. He said:
"I mean you can be Catholic and be a Scientologist. You can be Jewish and be a Scientologist. But we're just Scientologists."
"Katie, too?" Sawyer asked.
"Katie, too," he replied.
We need a moment here. We're not quite sure where our naivetÈ came from, but for some reason we held out hope that Katie was only going along with Tom's nightly "Thank you, L. Ron" prayer and was secretly crouching into a closet with her rosary and her Hail Marys. The power of Xenu is great with this one.
L. Ron lover Katie is at MrSkin.com.
And the man who stole her from Jesus is at MaleStars.com.
