Welcome to Crazy British Ladies Walking Around Looking Charming Friday! They may have been on separate continents, but Katie "Jordan" Price and Amy "WTF is that" Winehouse both demonstrated that certain intangible grace that only English women possess. First, Jordan was spotted, much like a yeti or a shooting star with fake tits, on the streets of LA. She recently downsized her silicone tetherballs, and it appears that the doctors make good use of the old implants by storing them inside her lips. Way to go green, Jordan! Sporting old tits in your lips is even more socially conscious than solar panels. Can solar panels suck your dong? We think not!
It's been a rough couple of weeks with little to no Amy Winehouse news. We've made do by dying a mop black, rubbing it in an ashtray, and talking to it, but it's not the same. But she emerges from the mist! And her slappin' hand is in fine working order! Reports The Sun:
AMY WINEHOUSE slapped another member of the public last night. The troubled singer was out and about in Camden when a passer-by grabbed her, seemingly concerned for her health.
But Amy lashed out at the middle-aged woman ñ giving her a hard slap and screaming: "Let fucking go of me, dickhead!"
As she walked away, Amy carried on shouting at her victim, calling her a "fucking bitch".
We hate to say it, but the lady kind of asked for it. You don't pet a copperhead and not expect to get bitten. And you don't touch Amy Winehouse and not expect to get slapped, called a dickhead, or catch chiggers.
Katie Price is naked at MrSkin.com.
Check out Wino while you're there.
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Winehouse is looking kind of yellow. Hep C?