We as Americans have been through a lot recently–the Nick and Jessica almost divorce, the shocking use of cocaine by a supermodel, "Y'all Ain't Ready". How are we expected to heal when we do not have wonderful diversions such as First Daughter and Raise Your Voice waiting for us at our local Loews? You're killing America, Hilary Duff and Katie Holmes.
Just like Lindsay Lohan before her, Hilary Duff's rapid weight loss is not due to rampant drug use or the concealment of implant removal–girl's just tired. Hil has been so busy entertaining the tweens that she just hasn't had time to fill her cake hole with anything more than a stick of celery, three Triscuits, and a bottle of vitamin water per day (we don't think that Good Charlotte body parts have any nutritive value). She told Mtv.com:
"I think it's the type of exhaustion that like one night of sleep doesn't fix, you know? I was supposed to take September off for my birthday, but it didn't happen."
In an effort to get some shut eye, Hilary has put her next film, Outward Blonde, on hold. We think that's a fabulous idea, Hil. Taking a little time off did such wonderful things for Britney.
Meanwhile, everyone's favorite new age Virgin Mary, Katie Holmes, is reportedly retiring from acting to be a full-time mom and housewife. A source told the British newspaper The Sun:
"Katie has decided to give up acting altogether. She's been telling friends that she and Tom have decided it is best she stays at home and brings up their baby. Her decision is raising a lot of eyebrows in Hollywood. She is at the perfect age for so many screen roles and has completely closed the door on a promising career."
We're guessing this "source" doesn't count bearding among the theatrical arts.
Wanna see Katie Holmes's ho-hos? Take a good look, 'cause they're never coming back. At MrSkin.com, natch.
