That Katie Holmes sure is uppity. She wants to shop at expensive stores that her husband can easily afford, and she wants to have something called a career. Sometimes, she even has her own opinions. We heard that once Tom was going on and on about their son Sudi, and Katie sheepishly said, "You mean our daughter Suri," and Tom just lost it. He did not put that kind of backtalk into her contract! But Tom will show her. Kate won't have time to shop now, what with the Church of Scientology's purifying five-hour saunas and refreshing snacks of pure vegetable oil. Mmmm. It makes your insides all slick, like an esophageal slip 'n' slide!
Find details on Kate Cruise's purification process at Faded Youth.
And find Kate Cruise naked at MrSkin.com.
