Katie Holmes and wee spouse Tom Cruise are just your ordinary, everyday couple. They enjoy watching their child grow. They make it a Blockbuster night. They enjoy meals together. They have spats, they make up. But only after Katie is forced to sit down in a cold dark room and compose a 1000 word essay detailing exactly why she was bad. According to the Daily Mail:
Katie Holmes may be coming to the end of her Purification Rundown diet, but it seems she isnít stopping there with her commitment to Scientology.
I can reveal that the 30-year-old actress resolves problems with her husband Tom Cruise by making weekly written confessions, as laid out in the Scientology code.
"Katie has to confess to something as minor as forgetting to tell him she has met with a friend," says a source. "If she commits a transgression against the moral code of their marriage, she has to tell Tom in writing, giving full details of the time and place and what happened."
Yeah, but she gets off easy compared to Suri. Not yet being able to write, the toddler must relay her sins to her father via aboriginal folk dancing.
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