We used to really like writing about Katie Price/Jordan, but that was before her divorce from freaky Ken Doll Peter Andre, and before Heidi Montag stole the crown of Tit Job Queen. Katie is obviously not feeling the love, so the glamor model with the huge fake breasts and blind son went to Vegas and married a cross-dressing cage-fighter. Its sounds like something from a Creative Writing 101 class, but we assure you, it happened.
British model and reality television star Katie Price (a.k.a. Jordan) has tied the knot with boyfriend Alex Reid in a low-key Las Vegas ceremony.
The couple tied the knot in a “private, simple” ceremony the couple’s publicist said in a statement to the UK’s Press Association. Not surprisingly, the ceremony was filmed by television cameras.
The newlyweds said in their statement: “We are very much in love and look forward to the future together. We can’t wait to get back and celebrate our marriage with our friends and family who we know fully support our wishes.”
In America, this isn’t really news, but over in the UK, it’s like, blowing minds. We heard the English people were so shocked that they spilled their tea while fox-hunting and smoking a fag.
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OK I will pass up the obvious comment about smoking a fag because that isn’t PC… though my gay friend Kevin thought it was too funny and has asked if the fags that were being smoked dropped their kippers?
I have no idea what that means… it does sound nasty…
If the wedding was filmed (this is my comment) was the honeymoon??? I mean one more sex tape on the net!!!
Awwww, isn’t that cute. A drag queen and a cross dressing cage fighter getting married