Johnny Depp once waxed poetic on his love of cigarettes, saying, "I want to have another mouth grafted onto my face to smoke more." It seems that his ex-girlfriend, the shiny-haired, snaggle-toothed supermodel Kate Moss, feels the same way. Our own personal gossip transdermal patch, Female First, reports:
Kate Moss insists on keeping 100 cigarettes nearby at all times. The model loves smoking so much she reportedly makes her personal assistant leave a packet of her favourite Marlboro Lights on every table in her home before she goes to bed.
A source told Britain's Daily Express newspaper: "Kate has five coffee tables spread between her living room, kitchen, office and bedroom so that's a lot of cigarettes. She also has a special tennis ball with holes for cigarettes to stick out from so visitors can relax with a smoke."
Cripes, she's like a Mormon hoarding food. In the event of the apocalypse, jonesing people will line up in front of Kate's house and she will benevolently dole out Reds to the needy like they were the body of Christ himself. Sure, everyone will starve to death, but they'll do so in flavor country.
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Her house must smell awesome.
Kissing her is like kissing that old lady from Night Court
Last I knew cigs cost about a buck apiece in the UK. Her coke habit probably cost less.