Kate Moss is so the new Courtney Love. And we couldnít be happier. In fact, Kate is better than Courtney because sheís hot and likes having sex with other hot people (Pete Doherty aside). She even likes coke-fueled lesbian orgies. Weíre just going to have to stop for a minute and slowly ponder those last words . . . coke-fueled lesbian orgies. Mmmmmmm.
This lesbian orgy news comes by way of News of the World, so weíre treating this more as a magnificent dream filled with rainbows and fairies and unicorns rather than actual news, but it makes us happier than any fact-based respectable news story ever could. The tab claims that while coked out of her gourd Kate lured Brit telly star Davinia Taylor and ex-wife of Jude Law Sadie Frost into a lesbian three-way–and continued affairs with both ladies. When future nanny humper Jude became jealous of Kateís affair with his wife, Kate even added his miniscule manhood into the mix. At this point you may be saying that this is all too good to be true–whereís the proof? You may be asking a bit too much of News of the World on that front (they only cite unnamed sources said to be close to Kate), but they at least have proof that Kate likes a good lezzie snog. The one source who is named in the article, Rebecca White (like thatís her real name anyway), said of Kate: "When she's doing cocaine, it's normal behavior for her to jump on a couch with another woman and start fondling her breasts." Rebecca was even lured into a hotel room with Kate. "When we got to her hotel room, Kate tore off her dress, came up to me in her panties and started kissing me.î See, usually at this point in a story we try to say something funny. But our mind has been reduced to a quivering pile of goo thanks to all this lesbian orgy talk and we canít even remember our own name right now.
But we do have one other thing to add before the only words left in our vocabulary are Kate Moss, cocaine, lesbian, and orgy. After the original reports of Kateís love of passing large amounts of white stuff through her nostrils surfaced, clothing store H&M stood by their model of choice, claiming that she deserved another chance. Now the store has dropped Moss, stating, ìAfter having evaluated the situation, H&M has decided that a campaign with Kate Moss is inconsistent with H&Mís clear dissociation of drugs.î Hmmm. We think this decision may have a bit more to do with the lesbian orgies than the drugs. So H&M says cocaine=AOK, lesbian orgies=disgraceful. We suggest from now on you buy your marginally-hip-but-will-fall-apart-after-two-washings items at Forever 21. We hear theyíre huge fans of lesbian orgies.
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