The Nobel Peace Prize. The Order of St. John. The Presidential Medal of Freedom. Now Nelson Mandela can add another distinct honor to his long list: having had Kate Moss blow rails off his personal terlet.
Never before has a model exemplified such grace! Such class! The Sun has just published the tale of one Gavin Maselle, a model booker who says he was in Kate's "inner circle" for years. Not sure if Maselle needs money or if Kate refused to boff him or what, but dude is singing like a damn canary. He tells the usual stories of hoovering up pre-fashion show lines, but much more impressive is the parable of the Model and the Statesman's Toilet. In 1998, Kate traveled to Cape Town for the launch of her modeling agency's South African division. Along with Naomi Campbell, Masalle and others, Kate was a guest for an event at Nelson Mandela's home. Quoth the Sun:
Gavin, who was with her at the party, revealed she suddenly yanked him into a toilet while the South African president greeted his guests. She chopped out a line of cocaine ó and snorted it from the seat. Gavin said: ìShe was insatiable I couldnít believe what I was seeing. We were there at Mandelaís house in the Bishopís Court area of Cape Town ó and Kate was doing coke.î
But that was just a warm-up for the main event on that trip. The following day was the show for the launch of Storm Models South Africa, which Gavin was helping to organise. He said Kate was so addicted she had to have a line just ten minutes before the start of the event at Cape Townís Velodrome sports stadium. Gavin revealed: ìShe was running around backstage looking for somewhere to do the coke. ìIt was pandemonium, just minutes before she was due to open the show. She pulled me into the changing rooms and when she saw that there was no toilet seat or other surface to chop up the cocaine she just said ëf*** it, the ground, letís do it off the groundí. ìThe cocaine was thrown on the floor, not even chopped up and divided into two. Then she bent over, bum in the air and snorted half in just one go. ìI could not believe it. It was gross and unhygienic but she didnít care. I thought ëmy God you will collapseí. But she laughed and went straight out on to the catwalk and was seamless.î
Doing blow at an important political figure's home is pretty hardcore. We can't help wondering what might have gone down had Kate done some coke in a White House bathroom. The only difference would be that the elder statesman, in that case, would have been right next to her, straw in hand. Could have been so beautiful, could have been so right.
Kate is naked, and quite probably drugged, at MrSkin.com.
