We've got three theories on this Kate Hudson Vogue cover. 1) The photo editor at Vogue really, really f'ing hates Kate Hudson. Maybe she recently discovered her boyfriend's hidden Kate Hudson shrine. Or maybe she belongs to a cult that believes that long-haired pre-adolescent boys will someday rise up to take over the planet and make lowly Vogue employees their slaves. (If her portfolio contains similarly disfigured examples of Celine Dion and Cindy Crawford [yes, the blonde one is a boy], this must be the case.) 2) Kate talks about her relationship with Owen Wilson for the first time since his suicide attempt in the issue, so Vogue staffers decided to commemorate the occasion by Photoshopping Owen's nose onto Kate's face. Or 3) Kate was late for the shoot, and, not wanting to miss their deadline, the Voguers used The Chicken Lady as a Kate stand-in.
Kate Hudson Is Distant Cousin of Pinocchio
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