Far be it from us (or you, or anyone) to take sex advice that comes clucking out from the coop that is The View. But lovely actress and Hawn-spawn Kate Hudson went on the show yesterday to promote You, Me, & Dupree, and, instead of extolling the virtues of Owen Wilson's method acting skills, she–for an as-yet-unknown reason–started talking about porn. Thankfully, Star Jones Reynolds is gone, sparing viewers her eager assertions that she and Al, normal and loving and seriously totally heterosexual married couple that they are, also enjoy sharing a Peter North viewing or two.
If only we had a context for the following quote. Did Meredith Viera say, "So! Kate. You've got a new movie out, which looks high-larious! What do you think about dudes watching hump videos?" Alas, we'll have to imagine the lead-in, but Hudson is quoted as saying:
Men like sex. So I have absolutely no issues with pornography. People can do want they want to do. They can watch it if they want to watch it. I probably wouldn't hold it against my husband if he wanted to enjoy it – well, actually he does enjoy it!
God, what a repulsive story. It had all the elements of a truly winsome tale: a cute blonde actress, free and open and accepting of her sexuality and the prospect of everyone, regardless of race, creed, or color, holding hands and going a few rounds while taking in Bukkake Warriors 6. But then she has to go an conjure up images of this guy:
grunting in front of his iBook, d in hand, embroidered hippie goat leggings pulled down, encircling his feet. Vomitorium.
See Ms. Hudson's little budsons at MrSkin.com.
