Kate Beckinsale wants huge, pendulous, bouncy, slap-you-in-the-face breasts. Oh my God, Kate Beckinsale is secretly a man! Her secret is revealed! Rush & Molloy report:
Slim star Kate Beckinsale admits to Glamour magazine she'd love to trade bodies with Queen Latifah for a day because she has "gigantic real breasts." The "Underworld" actress says in the mag's new issue, on stands April 10, "I am so fascinated by breasts because my mother didn't have them, either. If I had them, I'd run up and down flights of stairs!"
Right now we are cursing the forces of nature for under-bazooming Ms. Beckinsale. With her average-sized apples she thinks, "My melons are totally boring; no one wants to see such underwhelming udders. I might as well keep my shirt on." But had Kate been blessed with super-sized snoobs perhaps she would be the type to doff her top at every turn. Having a bad hair day? She'd flash her funbags for the paps so no one would notice her limp locks. Accidentally agree to a turd of a script? She'd add a scene where she could practice her favorite pastime, running up and down stairs topless–slow motion to be added in post production–and the film would be a surefire hit.
They might not have the circumference of tree stumps, but Kate has shared her sweater stuffers on film. See them at MrSkin.com.
