OK, so in case you aren't able to follow what's going on with this whole foursome of mega wicked pretty Brit celebs, we're going to break it down for you all nice and easy-like. Because we care.
1. Sienna Miller was dating Orlando Bloom.
2. She left him because she found out that he had no genitals and liked to play the pan pipes and make merry amongst the creatures of the forest. No, actually, she left him for Jude Law.
3. Sienna takes up with, yes, Jude Law.
4. Orlando takes up with Blue Crush girl/owner of two different colored eyeballs Kate Bosworth.
5. Orlando and Kate break up.
6. Orlando and Kate get back together.
7. Jude and Sienna get engaged.
8. Orlando and Kate break up.
9. Orlando and Kate get back together.
10. Jude gives his kids' nanny a good stiff weinering.
11. Sienna breaks off the engagement.
12. Sienna snogs Orlando.
13. Kate runs back into the arms of her former beau, assistant director Lundi Shackleton.
14. Orlando's sister says he's still with Kate.
15. Earth continues to spin in its axis.
Hope this helps, pals.
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Kate and Orlando and Jude and Sienna and Ted and Alice
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