CNW Junk Drawer: She’s Still Got It!

• Kate Moss dons the latest fashion of early crow’s feet, a real dead leopard, and jeans smeared with booger sugar. God, she’s hot. (Yeeeah!)
• Naked supermodels for Love magazine. No, of course this is NSFW, were you born in a barn? (Nudography)
• Did Orlando Bloom and Kristen Stewart secretly hook up at Sundance? The intrigue! The eunuchs! (Celebitchy)
• The Oscars are for hobos and miscreants. Real people prefer the Anatomy Awards. NSFW, and deliciously so. (Mr. Skin)
• There was a Lady Gaga nipple slip at the Grammys and we missed it. We are humbled. (Cityrag)
• Paris Hilton is too dumb to lock her doors. She’s also too dumb to do long division, too dumb to milk a goat, and too dumb to use a can opener. (Gone Hollywood)
• Charlie Sheen will be charged with a felony, plus someone stole and crashed his SUV last night, so he’s having a really ace week. (The Blemish)
• Tila Tequila‘s bodyguard exposes her lies. She lies???? You’re kidding. (Allie Is Wired)
• Oh, Tila also returned to Twitter. We said she’d last two hours but she lasted a few days. She sure proved us wrong. (Twitter)
• Tiger Woods is out of rehab. His insatiable lust for cooze has been curbed. (Bitten and Bound)
• Kelly Brook upskirt on Strictly Come Dancing, which is not a grammatically correct title. (DRW)
• We’re on Facebook. Pleeease be our friend. Popularity is a virtue.

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