We are fans of Ellen Degeneres and her her warm demeanor, funniness, and predilection for gordita-bumping. However, watching her fumbling ineptitude on American Idol is making us sort of hate her. People are already talking about how she’ll most likely be dumped after this season, but if she wants to keep her job, she might take a page from the Kara DioGuardi handbook and flash nearly-nude body parts. Via People:
DioGuardi, 38, tells Women’s Health that her stunt on last season’s finale, when she stripped down to a two-piece bathing suit to belt out a duet with a contestant dubbed “Bikini Girl,” was a pivotal point in her career. “It probably saved my job,” she says. “It was a defining moment. Like, ‘She’s serious and industry, but also as kooky as everyone else on this panel.’ ”
It wasn’t easy to get DioGuardi to do her little swimsuit act in the first place.
“I kept saying no. I mean, what crazy nut is gonna go out there in a bikini at almost 40 years of age against a girl who is 20 and probably cosmetically enhanced? I looked a little pasty. But hey, at least I didn’t wet myself!”
That’s actually a nice way to look at life. The whole world can come crashing down, but as long as the Poise pad remains dry, everything’s ace. Which basically means Whoopi Goldberg’s and Fergie‘s lives completely suck.
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I’d pay many monies not to see Ellen in anything but a mannish suit ensemble.