Kanye Kraves Kover Kash

Most white people are just discovering who this Kanye West person is, yet he believes that he still deserves more respect–in the form of cash, of course! The Grammy-winning rapper feels that he should be paid to appear in magazines, even if bigger stars will do it for free.

West explained, "These magazines make money from ads and subscriptions. So if you're putting me on the cover and people are buying your magazine because of me, why shouldn't I get paid to be on that cover? You are going to have to pay me to do magazine covers now." Well, Kanye, ask and ye shall receive. Playgirl's Michelle Zipp said, "I would certainly consider paying Kanye West. But he would need to take his clothes off." Psst. Kanye. You better take the offer, because I'm preeeetty sure everyone else isn't willing to fork over the mountains of money necessary to keep you in polo-accessorizing bling.

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