Last week was one of the slowest, dullest weeks in recent memory when it came to celebrity gossip. We feel bad for complaining about it, because then Ryan Jenkins from Megan Wants a Millionaire brutally murdered his wife and then killed himself. We were going to write an entire story, but why don’t YOU try to make a funny about murder-suicide, smart guy. So instead, let us turn to lighter fare. Like Kristen Stewart naked. The New York Post recently reported:
In her new movie, “Welcome To The Rileys,” Kristen will not only be baring all as a New Orleans stripper, but she”ll be giving James Gandolfini’s lap some serious attention.
“It’s an independent movie that nobody would normally see and now it’s like, ‘Oh, let’s go see Bella in this stripper movie, it’ll be crazy,’” she told WENN.
When it comes to comely young actresses playing strippers and actually stripping, we’ve been hurt before. Hurt deep. In the soul. We were skeptical, so we did some further research and someone on the movie’s IMDb message board says he/she has a copy of the script, and nowhere does it state that Stewart’s character will be naked. However, nowhere in the Twilight script did it state that Bella was supposed to utter every line while rolling her eyes and shaking her head and Kristen sure brought that to the table. So fingers crossed, y’all!
What’s more exciting than this? Friending us on the Facebooks.
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Oh, I’ll be keeping my fingers crossed…hoping to High Hanna this film will NEVER be made.
It’s already been made, pally boy. Sorry.
Damn! So much for wishing on a star. I would wonder if that film will affect Ms. Stewart’s standing on future TWILIGHT movies, but I doubt it’ll do anything.
Well, there IS sex in the last Twilight book, so maybe it will be semi-porno. Glittery vampire sex.
Swell! If it’s anything like the sex in UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION, I’ll pass.
stop trying to sell the hype. meh will believe it when meh sees it.