I thought nothing could possibly get more erotic than Tara Reid in the pages of Playboy, twirling her Fraggle extensions and hiding her Tijuana lipo with a 1998 belly chain, but if JWoww‘s going to pose for Playboy, then who am I to judge? Grundle choads of the world, start lining up at your local newsstand now! E! Online says:
“Final offer is standing,” JWoww told me just the other day. “Hopefully, it will go through.”
When is she looking to show off her nakedness? She smiled, “Winter.”
In other words, it’s happening, people! JWoww smiled again, “I’d like to say so.”
Still on the table is how much she’ll actually show. “I don’t know yet,” she said. “It hasn’t been talked about yet.”
I was under the impression that Playboy was created so that men could fantasize about Marilyn Monroe, the girl next door, or a senator’s snooty co-ed daughter. You know, the girl you could never get. Somehow a burgundy-tanned goombette with bargain basement goof-boobs doesn’t really fit that ideal.
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Waste of money. For Playboy AND the readers.
Well, at least it’s not Sookie or Bristol Palin. We can be VERY thankful for that. (Course, that doesn’t mean they wouldn’t consider it at some point.)
………enjoy it while it last.