So you're a young man trying to decide on a career path. You think fireman, astronaut, cowboy, fluffer, strip-club janitor, but you eventually land on the desirable and possibly lucrative profession of actor. What nudges you toward this decision? Is it perhaps spurned on by a story involving a hot on-set sex scene in which the actress's pesky boob-shielding top insists on working its way into every shot so the brazen woman just rips it off right in front of her co-star's shocked visage? Yes, that is a rather enticing scene, but just remember, young lad: Sometimes the actress in question is Rosie O'Donnell.
If you will recall, Rosie O'Donnell was once a proper actress. There was her stint on Gimme a Break, her appearances as the spunky non-threatening sidekick in such chick flicks as Sleepless in Seattle and A League of Their Own, and, of course, her leather-clad dominatrix turn in Exit to Eden. And now that she's trying to ditch her bull-dyke image to fit in with Babs and Joy and the blonde one (because, really, didn't Joy already butch up the show enough?) she's trying to seem like a normal lady, one who's seen penises even. So she's playing a little slap and tickle with Julian McMahon on Nip/Tuck. According to the Associated Press:
O'Donnell told "Access Hollywood" that the director tried to shoot around a tube-top that they made her wear. But the director kept yelling "cut" because a bit of the tube-top could be seen in the shot.
So, Rosie fixed the situation by pulling down the top.
O'Donnell said McMahon, who plays plastic surgeon Dr. Christian Troy on the show, looked down and told her "nice boobs," adding, "but he was so nice." O'Donnell said she would "love to do that show again and again and again."
See what she did there, folks? She put herself in the presence of a hot man, with her breasts exposed, and even attributed a comment on the tastiness of her gagzongas to said hot man. Now your Auntie June in Montana can tune in to The View while she's finishing up her ironing and think about Rosie O'Donnell naked with a hot man, instead of Rosie O'Donnell naked with another woman. It's a variation on the Eric McCormack "I'm not really a gay, I just play one on TV" theme that's used to make middle America forget that two-thirds of Hollywood is fruitier than a Speedo-optional pool party at Ian McKellen's house.
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