Judd Nelson Ding-Dong-Ditches the MTV Movie Awards

We're sure nobody really cares that Judd Nelson was a no-show at the MTV Movie Awards a couple of nights ago. Let's be honest–no Emilio was much more of a blow. I mean, that dude was the talent of that whole Brat Pack operation. Another Stakeout? Mighty Ducks? Married to Paula Abdul? Helllooo? But what if we told you Judd was there? Would that blow your fucking mind? No? Oh.

But according to eyewitness reports, the shimmering, incandescent superstar of Suddenly Susan and Cybermutt actually did show up to the awards but was seen fleeing the scene in his car minutes before the show began and reportedly seemed to be in a highly agitated state. Oh, that Judd! He's a real live wire, you know. It's incomprehensible to even entertain the thought that such a badass could be contained by something as bourgeois as MTV. Almost as incomprehensible as the fact that we created a new entry and listed Judd Nelson under the "celebrities" category.

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