Jordan Makes Naked Pregnancy Photos a Little Less Classy

It’s to the point where if we see Katie “Jordan” Price standing at a Starbucks counter waiting for her decaf half-frap mocha chai non-fat skinny latte wearing nothing but a matching diamond tiara and necklace, we’d say, “Aw, isn’t that sweet. She dressed up to go get coffee.” Really, Jordan naked is as shocking as a Scientologist yelling, “You just wait till Xenu comes home, you baby raper.” We’d be more shocked if she were seen in public wearing an ankle-length prairie skirt and a Land’s End sweater set. But nonetheless we appreciate Jordan’s desire to show everything off before doctor-ordered bed rest takes her out of commission. Also, doesn’t Peter Andre look as if he’s thinking, “She’s squashing me willy, she is”? (For some reason in our head Peter Andre sounds like Ernie the Keebler Elf. And Victoria Beckham sounds like a Monchhichi. Our mind is a very frightening place.)

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