Jon Bon Jovi Apologizes for Appalling Baby Name

JBJ has publicly apologized to David Beckham and the inexplicably famous Posh Spice for "stealing" the baby name Romeo. However, he should be apologizing to little Romeo for giving him such a crappy, crappy name.

The singer/former hair farmer and his wife, Dorothea, named their newborn son Romeo in March, having no idea that the soccer star and his talentless wife had already called their second son that reports Femalefirst.co.uk.

Bon Jovi said: "We actually called him Romeo thinking it was the most beautiful, original name in the world, only to find out that David Beckham had already chosen it – so we apologise to the Beckhams for that." Because God knows, the Beckhams were the first to think of it and no one else, now or ever, can touch the magical guilded name! Which may be a good thing, since it will save legions of little boys from schoolyard beatdowns.

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