Do you want to know the secret behind Jon Hamm‘s ham-on-the-bone? How it remains so plump, so succulent, flavoring the mouth with sweet cured juices? No drawers. That’s right. According to some spies on the set of Mad Men, Hamm is well-known for letting his hammbone swing low and swing free, causing more than a few near-views. The Enquirer reports (via Celebitchy):
Hamm, who’s notorious for skipping skivvies, even has bloggers going nuts over his not-suitable for-work attire, an insider told The ENQUIRER.
“Jon refuses to wear underwear and there have been so many close calls on the set that someone finally had to tell him to secure his goods,” a source confided.
“During filming, his character has had to wear some very short shorts, and that’s when everyone’s especially on edge. Some of the actresses and crew members wouldn’t mind a sneak peek, but the majority of the cast and crew don’t want Jon to accidentally expose himself.”
“Secure his goods” sounds so serious. Like they sent his wiener to jail. (P.S. this is what weiner jail looks like. It’s a terrible place.)
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Why, CNW, why? Why must you avail me to the horrors of wiener jail? Oh yeah, hide it via a link, sure. It’s a big red button and I’m Wile E. Coyote, I gotta stomp on it.
And to quote Martin Prince “And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of wiener is w-I-e-n-e-r, although e-i is an acceptable ethnic variant.”
It’s so hard to spell wiener correctly. Really hard. It’s just so… HARD.
he was mixed up by “Star Wars”, folks!!
what the fuck does that even MEAN
pst: HE IS AS SLIPPY AS SPERM, folks!!
Seriously, Cap, your posts rarely make a great deal of sense, but I’m really starting to worry about you.
I don’t see what the problem is. The more of Hamms’ Bone we can see, the better!