It’s Cool, Your Eight Kids Don’t Need that $70K

jon_gosselin_doucheJon Gosselin likes Ed Hardy bandanas, smoking butts, and wearing a totally bad-fuckin’-ass sparkling single earring. So it only makes sense that when he purchases vehicles for girlfriend Hailey Glassman, he does so at the Jack Daniels dealership in Jersey. In Touch reports (via Celebitchy)

Jon purchased his new lady love some seriously hot wheels. He stopped by the Jack Daniels Motors car dealership in Upper Saddle River, NJ, on August 11 to pick out a “sporty but safe car” for Hailey, according to a friend of Jon’s. He settled on a $70,000 Porsche SUV. “He was excited about surprising her,” reveals the friend.

Now that Jon has been essentially ejected from his own reality show, he has no visible means of income, so it’s pretty smart that he blows close to a hundred thou on a vehicle for his 22-year-old hookup to spill weed residue in. I mean, he’s got eight kids, so statistically at least one of them will end up being a junkie, so might as well spend that college fund on something useful. Like a slutwagon!

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Bobby Weird August 21, 2009 at 9:18 am

He has the courage to do what’s right for him.

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