Oh, the Gosselins are back in the news. Terrific. Apparently, Jon Gosselin is in talks with TLC to get his Ed Hardyed dough body back on the small screen. Frankly, we think he’d fit right in on Jersey Shore if TLC turns him down. Oh, and his wiener is about the size of your average Mike n’ Ike. Jon’s former girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, has appeared in all her Amy Fisher finery on the cover of the classy-looking Steppin’ Out magazine and dared us haters to judge this, while dishing about Gosselin’s gherkin inside (via Us Weekly):
Glassman, 23, goes into graphic, alleged detail about having sex with the 32 year-old father of eight. “He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me,” Glassman claims.
“He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy,” she snipes. “I’m serious. This is true,” she adds, even claiming he measures up to “3 inches.”
The angry ex-girlfriend surmises that “anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny.” Glassman, featured scantily-clad on Steppin Out‘s cover, adds that she “would laugh about it with my mom.”
But Gosselin didn’t think it was very funny at all. “He said, ‘You know how subconscious I am of down there.’”
Jon’s questionable grasp of grammar and spelling has been well-documented, but the ding dong issue is a new one. However, he could easily work this out to his advantage. TLC is slowly becoming the network of little people, so as long as Jon can teach his penis to be a doctor, raise a family, or make chocolate, everything’s cool.
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