We never thought we’d WANT to write stories about Jon and Kate Gosselin, but they’ve gotten so damn interesting lately, what with the hair and the divorce and the Ed Hardy and the pothead-screwing and all. They keep saying that they only want what’s best for their four thousand children. And what’s best is a visit from the fuzz. Radar scoops:
Police were called to the Gosselin house in Wernersville, PA Thursday night after Jon and Kate got into a heated argument over Stephanie Santoro, the nanny who was on duty that day.
One source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com, “Kate showed up at the house unexpectedly. It’s Jon’s scheduled time to be there with the kids.”
Jon was inside the home and wouldn’t let Kate in. Kate reportedly started screaming at Jon at the fence outside their once happy home about his relationship with Santoro – the nanny hired by Jon, and not Kate.
Amid all the screaming, someone called 911. Police arrived, but no arrests were made. Kate left and checked into a local hotel.
It’s fantastic that the Gosselins have gone from suburban Jesus-digging bliss to having the cops mediate over a nanny-dorking fight. It’s absolutely awesome. Like if Mr. Ingalls got really drunk on moonshine and pimped out Half Pint to the Oleson’s secret child prostitution ring to fund Ma’s opium addiction.
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I’ll just say you guys got it covered. I salute you!
A tip of the hat to you, Mr. Archives.
Why would anyone want to do him anyway? I mean he has a million kids and he isn’t really a looker or anything and he is crappy hubby material and he prolly has a tiny wanker ‘cuz isn’t he asian? Sooooooo… why?
Jon Gosselin is a DOUCHE.
She was upset because Santoro wasn’t the National Guard.
Vick is no good! He is an animal torturer! Get him off my team or it won’t be my team anymore.
What a mess, I used to love this show when it was all in innocence.
Who cares about these 2 idiots, never heard of them. I could care less if they divorced, Throw her the high hard one ,that will straighten her out.
They really need to end the reality show and move on with their lives. It was pitifull to see Kate checking into a hotel. She should know that she can’t be at the house when he has his custody. She needs to find an alternate place to stay. I don’t know what they are thinking. It is a ll a big joke now.
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