Seeing as how John Mayer has left Hollywood’s saddest, most bitter spinsters even sadder and more bitter, it seems unlikely that he would turn out to be the next Patti Stanger, uniting estranged lesbian lovers. But that’s just what he did for still (somehow, amazingly) lesbo Lindsay Lohan and hat stand Sam Ronson at Butter on Monday night. The New York Daily News reports:
“Lindsay looked upset that Sam hadn’t come over to her, and she started whispering to John, who looked like he was trying to calm her down,” says the snitch. “She looked pretty angry. Then John got up and went to talk to Sam.”
We’re not sure what he crooned to the famed deejay, but it must have been pretty convincing: Ronson got up with Mayer and went over to La Lohan just a few minutes later.
The source notes that after Mayer’s intervention, the tumultuous twosome spent much of the night talking and laughing. La Lohan even ended the evening looking content – and (dare we say it?) stable.
“Lindsay seemed happier than she has in ages,” the spy says. “Sam eventually got up and deejayed for a while, and Lindsay kept standing up and looking over to the deejay booth, smiling.”
We hope this is John’s new hobby. He’ll travel the country trying to rekindle lost love between Jon and Kate, Britney and KFed, Megan Fox and the movie-going public. Coming this spring to E!, right after Keeping up with the Kardashians.
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