Joey Heatherton to Jiggle Again . . . on Wax

Singer/dancer/actress/entertainer/coke-snarfer/boyfriend-stabber Joey Heatherton is about to re-release her first album, nudie cover and all. A nation of middle-aged pervs rejoices!

Legendary swingin' '60s jiggler Heatherton, famed more for her highly entertaining extracurricular activities (bashing in an airport clerk's noodle while coked up, stabbing her manager/boyfriend in the hand, having her husband expose himself to a 10-year-old girl, explaining that it made him feel "manly") than for her thespian skills, first released The Joey Heatherton Album in 1972, and this remastered version includes several bonus tracks and photos. Here's hoping for a full-on comeback. We're rooting for a good, Golden Girls-only-with-substance-abuse-style sitcom with Zsa Zsa and Liza.

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