If you've been around these CNW parts long, you know one thing. Our humor averages out at about the seventh-grade mark. Boners? Funny. Farts? Funny. Nonsense words for boobies? Totally funny. And today this sophisticated sense of humor has led us to cover an area that usually doesn't interest us: casting of upcoming films. Really, unless the trade papers are talking about Scarlett Johansson starring in a movie called My Life as a Sex-Addicted Nudist or some such, we don't care. But today a title caught our eye: Beaver. Directed by and starring Jodie Foster. Hahahahahaha. Says Risky Business Blog:
Break out the animal puns — "The Beaver, Anonymous Contentís hot project about a man and his beaver puppet, is getting a whole new coat of fur. And it's not exactly what you'd expect.Jodie Foster is in negotiations to head to the director's chair for, as well as co-star in, the whimsical drama, while Mel Gibson is in talks to play the lead role.
Oh, that's nothing. Jodie Foster directs beaver every nightódirects it onto her face!*
*Nope, we can't tell if that one's out of line either.
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My Sweet Lord, why not just star in a movie called "Where the Boys Aren't" or "No Man's Land" or "Women Seeking Women" or "Ellen?"
I like how she's throwing up the "one in the pink, one in the stink" sign in this picture.
By design, my friend, by design.
A man and his sock puppet? Is this some kind of a sick joke?