Yesterday we made fun of Jessica Simpson's resemblance to Daisy Duck. Sure, it was a low blow and we were a bit ashamed of it, but we stand by our assessment of the state of Jess's lips, even if it was just an odd expression. What we had forgotten about were the days of yore, lo, nine months ago, when Jessica's lips were inflated like a juicy pair of Italian beefs. But thankfully Jess has jogged our memory by admitting that it wasn't a jealous punch in the face by Ashlee or even an allergic reaction to Johnny Knoxville's teeny wiener that gave her the Rinna lips, but a nice dose of foreign matter pumped into her face.
According to IMDB:
Jessica Simpson has come clean about surgically enhancing her lips last year. The singer admits her suddenly-puffier pout wasn't natural and that she hated the results. Simpson says she artificially plumped her lips up last autumn with the protein-based gel Restylane, which is reportedly safer than traditional collagen. Simpson tells the October edition of Glamour magazine, "I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But… it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!"
Yes, Jessica's lips returning to their natural state is most fortunate. What is not fortunate, however, is the other post-divorce body-altering impulse decision Jess made: That Maroon 5 tattoo on her ass–oh, sorry, lower back–isn't going to fade away on its own.
Jess is all natural at MrSkin.com.
