So we're a bit behind on the Jessica Simpson news. The lingering memory of Fred Durst’s O face made us slowly back away from the rumor that he and Mrs. Lachey were all over each other at a recent party. But now Simpson has moved on to bumping and grinding with totally unfamous people. Where’s the newsworthiness in that? Her PR flack needs to sit her down for a good how-to-get-publicity talking to.
While hubby Nick is off in Sweden or Switzerland or some such magical place where snow and bikinis meet, Jessica has been seen holding hands in the dark with Johnny Knoxville (oooh, racy!), feeling up Fred Durst (though no touching of the ass or balls was sighted), and now dancing on some unsuspecting bar patron in Vegas. A spy at the club claims that Jess “started dancing like a maniac, at one point grinding with some unknown pretty boy.” And of course this was after she gave the finger to someone seeking an autograph. At least this unknown paramour was said to be pretty, because Jessica seems to be on a slippery slope here. Nick and Johnny we could handle–but Fred Durst? You can’t get much lower than that. Even Christian Slater or Colin Farrell might be a step up at this point. Maybe Jessica should get Lindsay Lohan on the phone and start trading celeb contact info.
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