We've been hard up for gossip this week, and hard up for Sexy Lady Stories. Save for Ashlee Simpson's butt crack, the dames have been making like it's the 18th century and swaddling themselves from nose to toes in bulky clothes. The closest we're able to come to ocular titillation today is this confounding picture of Jessica Simpson:
The laser-like beam of the paparazzo's flash can cut clean through a sweater and a button-up shirt, but not through a flimsy, gossamer brassiere?
But after hours of careful consideration, a late night spent tweaked on meth in front of these pictures armed with a protractor, graphing calculator, and jeweler's loupe, we've figured out Jessica's magic trick.
Look carefully at her neckline. That there is a trompe l'oeil shirt; i.e. not a shirt at all. It's just cuffs and a collar sewn directly onto the sweater. Dastardly! You win this round, Jessica Simpson, you wily little shit.
More pics off Jess are available at MrSkin.com.
