Three-day weekend! You drank! You ate! You detonated shit! You made merry! And now, you're sitting on a stained chair, typing various sundry reportage on a keyboard lousy with Triscuit crumbs, and contemplating stalking your coworker's livejournal. Listen, we're in the same boat, and we're in no sort of mental state to figure out if this pic of un-Christian ho Jessica Simpson's semi-nip slip is a fake or not, so, you know. Look at it. And don't try to think too hard.
Is it old? Is it new? Is it real? Is it fake? Is it Memorex? Who the crap knows? It's something purty to look at, though. Not a nip slip, no, but an aereola slip (via the highly perverted Drunken Stepfather blog) will do. Shhh, shhh. Let's not question it's validity. Too much thinking makes Mr. Hangover angry.
Jessica Simpson's Bottle Rockets Explode Outta Her Dress
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