The tee shirts of dozens of college students are correct today, for now beer is truly not just a breakfast drink anymore. It's healthy! Chock full of vitamins and minerals for healthy growing bodies. Well, it is if you drink Stampede, the intoxicating new fortified light malt beverage. Jessica Simpson has been named the official spokeswoman for the product, and says (according to the ad):
"I work out and take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while. That's why I made the smart choice with a smart beer. Stampede Light, it's beer plus."
We can't help being reminded of the John Belushi's Little Chocolate Donuts sketch of yore. But then again, looking at the ad, we're pleased that advertising executives finally laid to rest the classic juggy beer commercial babe of yore in favor of a refreshing, real approach to shilling beer: a completely tits-up wasted girl sitting in the back of a pickup truck, her eyes glazed over and lips parted to indicate the coming of a fountain of vomit.
Jessica Simpson shows it off at MrSkin.com.
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