If it's always been your dream to see Jessica Simpson topless, a thick coating of creamy, white, viscous, frothy glop squirted all over her face, then your ship has finally come in, big guy! Of course, said glop is not the wiener broth of your dreams, it's some Axe shave foam, and the toplessness carefully has the nipples cropped out. However, if your other secret desire is seeing Jessica Simpson in a wet, THO-inducing corset get-up blowing a stream of water out of her mouth like a fountain featuring spitting cherubs, then this is definitely your lucky day. Of course, this also means that you probably have a fetish for marine mammals that shop at Frederick's of Hollywood. Man, you should see that store when they have their annual Blubber Bra Blowout Sale. Porpoises pushing baleen whales out of the way to get to the underwire. Leopard seals with 20 thongs piled on each forelimb. Three camisoles for a bucket of krill! Mee-yow! I mean, bark bark bark aoaoooeeeeeoooiiiiieeeeonnoooooo.
Jessica Simpson shows it off at MrSkin.com.
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Actuall I see a (Areola)NIP SLIP in the first small pic with the word Jessica down the side she has about a half-inch of nip showing on each tit.
Absolute proof that there is a God. And he is good.
GOB4: I wish you were (are) right, but I only see shadows and light. Though it's lovely to ponder.