Jessica Simpson celebrated Easter weekend by heading out for a nice dinner with boyfriend Tony Romo. And she wore a muumuu. Bet you think we're about to get all Go Fug Yourself and crucify her for her dumpy wardrobe choice, but you're wrong. Lookit those pegs! A hot, monster-tittied lady in a tight, low cut dress is plenty sexy, but a hot, monster-tittied lady in a Boca Raton grandma outfit is unexpectedly hot. Like a Playmate in orthopedic shoes. Or a lingerie model on Premarin. Or an incontinent cheerleader on a Rascal.
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