We knew it was just a matter of time. Jessica Simpson's shiny celebrity patina has worn through, her movies are going straight to video, we think she may have sang or something once (There's a very sketchy memory of her on a stage, but maybe she was just a stripper when she was younger? We can't remember clearly.), and she's generally getting a little tiresome. So guess what, Jessie Ann? It's time to get naked. Pulling out those double-D funbags will make everyone love you again. Just like it did with Papa Joe. Our gossip wardrobe coordinator, FemaleFirst, reports:
Jessica Simpson is desperate to strip naked in a Hollywood movie.The blonde beauty wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown, even if it goes against her family's wishes.
A source said: "Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting.
"The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."
We know we've heard this line before involving every prudy yet hot actress in Hollywood, but we think there might be just a teensy bit of merit to this particular story. We think Jessica knows her options: find hot guy to knock her up so that people pay attention to her again (People love babies! And baby bumps! Catch the fever!) or flash her knockers. And babies are so much work! And they stick around for like eighteen years or something! That's a long time! Getting naked only takes like five minutes. And Jessica's got hooker shoes to design. She's a busy girl.
If Jessica does get naked, you will see it at MrSkin.com. For now, peep some cleavage.
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You're right, we've heard it all before, and we're sick of it. You would think that after Natalie Portman's endless naked/not-naked teasing that you guys would get the hint, huh?
J is a sexy and stunning woman.She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site "WealthyKiss.com" last week. Just curious!
Jessica is absolutely gorgeous, and she will prove she is a great actress IF she pulls them out for everyone to see. IF she doesn't her acting career will continue in descent to nowhere. I want to see those sweet "mammaries of the moment".
If Ashlee or Jessica Simpson decides to do love and/or nude scenes in music videos and/or movies that decision should be left up to Ashlee or Jessica. Love and/or nude scenes in music videos and/or movies earns Ashlee or Jessica more money when Ashlee or Jessica decides to do the love and/or nude scene(s) in music videos or movies of their choosing.