So the other day, Jessica Simpson appeared on Good Morning America and gave a really smelly performance in which she said, "Hold up, I know this is live TV but I can't hear a thing" and then started the song again. It was basically like her sister Ashlee's SNL gaffe only with less lip syncing and acid reflux and more country warbling about jeans-wearing. Oh, and ass. Way more ass. After the cut, dive into some accidental nude butt.
So the other day, Jessica performed on the Grand Ole Opry in a get-up (giddy-up?) that left her gigantic jugs nearly falling out of her dress. The staid country fans in the audience deemed her wardrobe improper, and it looks like Jessica tried to remedy the situation by wearing a doofy dress that would look right at home on some lady in your HR department. What she didn't count on was God, who helpfully aided us all with a gust of wind that exposed her bare can to the world. Thanks, God! You're a real sport.
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