We've recently begun to feel very bad for Jessica Simpson. She has no discernable talents aside from her knockers, her ex-husband has found a hot lady who loves sports and he seems very happy, and even John Mayer is disgusted at the idea of sticking his thingy in her hoo-ha. All she seems to have left in her life is her ability to rake in wads of cash by attaching her name to everything from bath products to dog treats and by modeling Ken Paves's wig-making prowess on movie sets. And that last one may be a little difficult for Jess to pull off if the script contains more lines for her to recite than a few veiled references to her snatch.
MSNBC brings us this story of Jessica's inability to store more sentences in her head than "Yes Daddy, whatever you say, Daddy."
Jessica Simpson is flubbing more than just song lyrics. Just days after the former reality show star caused a flap by messing up the lyrics in a Dolly Parton tribute, sheís reportedly having problems with her movie lines. A source on the Shreveport, Louisiana set of ìBlonde Ambitionî tells Star that Simpson is having trouble with her script lines. ìAfter the seventh take on one shot, the director hid a microphone in her ear so a crew member could feed her lines,î a source told the tab. ìEveryone was embarrassed for her, but she laughed it off, saying ëIím sorry, everyone. Iím sorry.î Co-star Luke Wilson was sympathetic, reports the source, and ìpatted [Simpson] on the back and told her it would be okay.î
Forgetting your lines while staring into the endless chasm that is Dolly Parton's cleavage we get. We've forgotten every word in the English language aside from "gazongas" when faced with the same view. But what was distracting Jessica on set? It couldn't have been anything like Luke Wilson's sex appeal or superior acting abilities, as both are non-existent, so we're just going to have to assume that what interrupted Jessica's concentration was a wild sex session between a golden retriever and a kitten. Or maybe that only happens in our workplace.
Get a load of Jessica's acting abilities at MrSkin.com.
