Do you ever look at Jessica Simpson and think, "Hey, I wonder what Jessica Simpson thinks about her tits?" Well, Jessica recently gushed to Heat magazine, "I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect." So there you go.
It seems that in the wake of Nick Lachey's "My wife left me. Won't you pwease wuv me?" media blitz, her PR team was forced to spin, spin, spin and plant a few useless items that made Jessica look good. And what makes Jessica look good? Those two nuclear warheads jutting out from her torso. Our gossip skipper, FemaleFirst, serves the poop:
"Jessica hasn't always been a fan of her boobs. Last year, she admitted that although she has grown to love her bust she tried to keep it under wraps as a schoolgirl. She said: "At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."
Ah, yes. An accessory. Head over to any Claire's in any mall, and you'll be met with the sight of droves of tween girls loading up on friendship bracelets, toe rings, scrunchies, and shrink-wrapped pairs of enormous breasts.
Jessica's Nude Review: at MrSkin.com.
