The celebrity pet revolt begun by Paris Hilton's accessory monkey has found new life with Jessica Simpson's dog Daisy. Up next: The revolt of the orphans, with Maddox and Zahara and Meg Ryan's baby change-a-name channeling their ancestors and hurling insults in their native languages until they are set free.
While filming her next acting triumph, Employee of the Month, in Sante Fe, Jessica Simpson was playing with her dog Daisy and took one in the face. A source told The National Enquirer:
It was a clean gash to the left eye, and there was a bit of blood, but luckily it was quickly fixed. It was a pure accident when Daisy's claw caught Jessica above the eye.
Jess was rushed to the emergency room and everything was fixed up right quick, with no revengeful doggy euthanasia and no diva hissyfits. Or so they would have us believe. We think the events in question might have gone a little more like this: As Jessica spent her night off confiding in her one friend, Daisy, all her deep secrets about her creepy father and jealous sister and eighteen secret boyfriends, Daisy snapped and lunged at Jessica's biggest talent, i.e., her face. The two then rolled around on the floor, clawing and biting and hair pulling. Surely this went on for hours, as Jessica and Daisy were nearly equally matched in wits and strength. Finally Jessica's date showed up (it could have been Adam Levine or Jude Law or Bob Barker or Kermit the Frog, who knows) and broke up the tussle before rushing Jessica to the nearest hospital as she kicked and spat and yelled about how she was going to "kill that bitch." We're not sure the best friends will ever recover.
Jessica, sans dog scratches, at MrSkin.com.
