For the past two years, Scarlett Johansson has been sweeping every sort of poll and contest related to sex appeal, animal magnetism, and zazz. From Playboy to Esquire to Ask Men and everything in between, Scarj has been a veritable juggernaut of sexiness, busting through walls Kool-Aid Man style to assault you at every turn with her soft and kneadable wares. But now she's looking over her shoulder, because large-assed tortoise has finally overtaken the top-heavy hare. Welcome to a new world order with your fat-bottomed overlord, Jessica Biel.
WENN/IMDb.com gives the hot poop:
Jessica Biel has beaten her reported one-time love rival Scarlett Johansson to the top of a new Sexiest Women poll. Both actresses were romantically linked to Justin Timberlake at the beginning of 2007, although Johansson, who appeared in the pop star's steamy "What Goes Around, Comes Around" video, has recently denied she dated the singer. But, if the rumors were true, Timberlake was dating the two top women in the world, according to men's magazine Stuff. Biel finished first and Johansson second in the publication's 100 Sexiest Women list. The two women, who were recently spotted shopping together in Paris, France, beat off challenges from Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria and American Idol star Katharine McPhee. The top 10 is: 1. Jessica Biel 2. Scarlett Johansson 3. Jessica Alba 4. Eva Longoria 5. Katharine McPhee 6. Sienna Miller 7. Olivia Wilde 8. Angelina Jolie 9. Malin Akerman 10. Christina Aguilera
Although we're pretty sure that we've been firmly entrenched in the Ass Era for several years now, we're wondering if Biel overtaking Johansson marks an even more drastic shift from breast worship to buttcentricism? We're still waiting for a return to the days of bustles and whalebone stays. The Era of the Ankle is upon us, so loosen those high buckles on those Cromwell boots, you little minxes.
Sexy Biel, bein' sexy, at MrSkin.com.
Scarj and her cleavage are there, too.
