Jessica Biel Strips without Taking off Her Clothes

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There have been many conflicting reports, so many, “Yes she is, yay!”s and “No she’s not, boo”s that we’re not believing anything we hear lately. Chances are, you will not see Jessica Biel nude in Powder Blue. There’s a tradition in recent Hollywood history of strippers who wear more fabric than your granny at the beach. See Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman, et al. Sure, Marisa Tomei recently flouted that rule in The Wrestler, but she’s 44 years old, not 24. She was thinking, “Hot damn, I look good. If it were socially acceptable I would walk through Safeway buck ass naked. I guess I’ll take a part as a stripper instead.” Plus, there’s another factor here. Powder Blue was filmed before all the hubbub about Marisa getting naked, so the awesomeness of that event couldn’t influence Jessica. So our money is on no nudity from Biel. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised if she were “exotic dancing” in a Snuggie. But anyways, to stoke the fire a little more, here’s a video of Jessica Biel practicing her stripping routine. She’s in workout gear, so don’t get too excited. But there are a few snippets from the movie intertwined with Biel in lingerie. Maybe now’s a good time to finally spring for those X-ray glasses advertised in all those Archie comics. Cause that’s probably your best bet for seeing some boobage.

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DustyDude1981 April 2, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Actually, it's true. I've seen an advance copy of the DVD, and she is topless about halfway through. It's strip club lighting so she's bathed in red and blue lights and shit, but it's definitely her bare boobs and face in the same shot.

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Christopher Kowalsky Sr. April 3, 2009 at 2:02 am

I think you're wrong here CelebNewsWire. In fact, Egotastic! has the review that TLA Video gave of the movie and they've confirmed that Jessica Biel IS nude in "Powder Blue." They also show what appears to be still images from the movie itself, but they're censored out. I think that's proof enough. The movie is being released on DVD in June.

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CNW Admin April 3, 2009 at 9:49 am

We've been burned too many times before, so we won't believe it until we see it. Anyone remember how Vicky Cristina Barcelona was supposed to have a really hot lesbian scene?

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Christopher Kowalsky Sr. April 3, 2009 at 8:17 pm

Yep, it was just confirmed on MrSkin.com on Friday, April 3rd. Jessica Biel DOES get naked in "Powder Blue." She shows her magnificent looking breasts once and for all. FINALLY!

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Celebrity X-Ray October 8, 2009 at 11:00 pm

Jessica has been naked on film before . . .

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