I Now Pronounce You Butt and Boobies

bielundies.jpgJohn Ritter's untimely death left a void in our hearts and the only thing that could possibly fill it is another comedy in which the male character(s) pretend to be homosexual in order to achieve otherwise impossible means. The only thing more hilarious is mixed race couples in zany fish out of water scenarios! "LOL," and what have you. But the new film I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry not only stars Adam Sandler and Kevin James as faux gays, there is no Regal Beagle! There is, however, Jessica Biel with her storied haunches compressed inside gossamer panties.

The suits behind this movie certainly realized that the prospect of Little Nicky and the King of Queens schlub engaged in all sorts of drollery involving interior decorating and Barbra Streisand jokes might need a little spice. A little fat-assed spice. Enter costar Jessica Biel, a perennial CelebNewsWire favorite.

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As these screencaps helpfully illustrate, Chuck and Larry is not all bad lispiness. It's also Biel inexplicably in a vinyl catsuit, and also in underwear. Egotastic not only has roughly 70 trillion more screencaps, they have a video that features those gelatinous (jiggly yet firm) cheeks in motion, softly rippling, rapturously. We have no funny out joke here, because Jessica Biel's buttocks are seriously business. Unlike talking into a banana like it's a phone. Now that's comedy.

Biel thrills in a similarly scantily clad fashion at MrSkin.com.

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