Honestly, we're not trying to play favorites here with the recent glut of Jessica Biel posts. Asking us to pick a #1 out of our stable of comely, prancing fillies is like asking us to choose between our children. And by that we mean we say we love them equally, but there is a clear favorite: the one with the fattest ass. In summary, Jessica Biel is the daughter to whom we gave actual physical birth after carrying her inside of our womb, we use curious amount of horse and unicorn metaphors, we prefer her to our countless other offspring, and her butt is both staggeringly meaty and stuffed inside a bikini in the new GQ magazine. Now go touch yourself or something.
But wait. There's more.
Oh, and just to be consistent, we should mention that she is still overseas, continuing her glamorous European tour of heavily accented, creamy-cheesed, fine-wined Timbersex. These two are kind of like "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" at this point, with the Chief (R.I.P. Lynn Thigpen) declaring, "Jessica and Justin were spotted canoodling in Oslo! Oslo is the capital of what European country?" We wonder if Jessica yells, "DO IT, ROCKAPELLA!" before having sex with Justin. Wait, how did we get off on this tangent?
More Biel. More, more, more. At MrSkin.com.
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